today i was in barnes & noble looking at books on baby food recipes (growing increasingly interested in baby things) and as i was sitting there perusing this book, one of the b&n book-nerds, standing about 10 feet from me, coughed & ended up farting really loudly.

i couldn't believe it, it was so loud, and i was the only one who heard it. i laughed, under my breath, and then i felt bad cuz he was so nerdy.

i spent part of the afternoon looking at kitchen do-dads at a local kitchen supply store...that place is my personal candy store. i should know better than going in there. it's amazing i escaped without buying SOMETHING, even just a fancy napkin or a high-quality ramekin or that vegetable slicer that i NEED.

there is this bread that a local restaurant makes--and i will figure out how to make it at home. it's some sort of focasia bread, soaked in garlic butter and coated with parmesan cheese and then seared in a skillet or on a grill. literally melts in your mouth. i dreamed about it lastnight. i made sure i had some today.

i think hyde is the sexiest one on 'that 70's show'.

i'm looking for one of those water warmers that all the asians and sanfransiconians i know own. perfect for hot tea at a drop of a hat. i looked on amazon.com and they're almost all $100...wanna donate to the cause? ;)

going to a belated company new year's party tomorrow night with a friend. he manages to wait about THREE weeks to tell me that it's 'black-tie optional'. now mind you, if i was a wealthy socialite or even liked having a choice of fancy dresses, then this would not be a problem. but this is not the case. and the party is tomorrow night. ok men-this is what we're talking about when we use the statement, 'use your brain' or 'think of someone else for a chance'. trust me, i despise the fact that i have to think more about what i wear then men just as much as you do. this is just a warning.

and it's even more annoying that i'm going to a nice party with a guy that i don't want to be with while simultaneously still attracted to the guy that's no good for me. why does it have to be like this? and when will the man with the looks AND the heart show up? just wondering.

i don't care for caribou coffee's coffee but i love thier chocolate chunk cookie. i also like that they have a drive-thru. i don't even have to get out of my car for a cookie that probably has at least 1000 calories. awesome for my 'healthy lifestyle'.

i love comedy central. maybe i shouldn't. but i'm not sure there is anything better than stand-up comedy.